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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1905 on: January 18, 2007, 16:43:13 PM »
Your call may be recorded for training purposes.

Your ball may be balanced on the nose for training porpoises.
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1906 on: January 19, 2007, 20:10:11 PM »
Last nit, I sitted whit my ladyu and she make smoke come from fannee :-*
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1907 on: January 19, 2007, 20:11:58 PM »


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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1908 on: January 28, 2007, 17:23:43 PM »
The rules are there are no rules
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1909 on: January 28, 2007, 18:36:25 PM »
Come me laydee, come, come m'laydee ...
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1910 on: January 28, 2007, 21:51:15 PM »
sexy kiki, I spend time whit her. Theyn my b*ll**ks hurt.
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1911 on: January 28, 2007, 22:50:23 PM »
 :2funny:  Kiki was a man    :2funny:
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1912 on: January 29, 2007, 08:18:51 AM »
I met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1913 on: January 29, 2007, 08:33:59 AM »
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility with some old grandmother that might be decked out like a christmas tree...
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1914 on: January 29, 2007, 12:23:43 PM »
My friend Billy had a 10 foot willie and he showed it the girl next door.  SHe thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only 6ft 4
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1915 on: January 29, 2007, 22:50:15 PM »
Georgy Porgy Pudding And Pie, Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry, When The Boys Came Out To Play, He Kissed Them Too, He's Funny That Way
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1916 on: January 29, 2007, 22:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Pinny on January 28, 2007, 22:50:23 PM
:2funny:  Kiki was a man    :2funny:

I thought Kiki was a parrot.
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1917 on: January 29, 2007, 22:56:54 PM »
Quote from: Vauxhall Victor on January 29, 2007, 22:52:12 PM
Quote from: Pinny on January 28, 2007, 22:50:23 PM
:2funny:  Kiki was a man    :2funny:

I thought Kiki was a parrot.

I thought she was a frog?
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1918 on: January 30, 2007, 08:25:19 AM »
wet cobblestones
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #1919 on: January 30, 2007, 08:26:27 AM »


Kiki stuffing it in
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