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Offline Cleo

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3105 on: September 04, 2008, 20:03:42 PM »
My muse, what ails this ardour?
Mine eys be dym, my lymbs shake,
My voice is hoarse, my throte scorcht,
My tong to this roofe cleaves,
My fancy amazde, my thoughtes dull’d,
My head doth ake, my life faints
My sowle begins to take leave,
So greate a passion all feele,
To think a soare so deadly
I should so rashly ripp up.
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3106 on: September 04, 2008, 20:22:32 PM »
 :2funny:

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3107 on: September 04, 2008, 20:23:51 PM »
Nurse! The screens! :o
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3108 on: September 09, 2008, 19:39:34 PM »
can't complain, mustn't grumble,
help yourself to another slice of apple crumble.
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3109 on: September 10, 2008, 05:51:32 AM »
No. Not hello. May arm. It's in a loom. (Again)
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3110 on: September 10, 2008, 22:20:58 PM »
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
two young men got up to fight,
back to back, they faced each other,
then drew their swords and shot each other.
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3111 on: September 11, 2008, 05:56:22 AM »
A PINT? That's very nearly an armful!
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3112 on: September 11, 2008, 10:24:47 AM »
Zeroes take the lift
Use heavy duty motors to vertically shift
Whereas heroes, heroes take the stairs!
Zeroes like to waste
They buy things, break things, chuck them in haste
Whereas heroes, heroes make repairs!

It ain’t easy…being a hero
No, it ain’t easy…being a hero
In my hands I hold the future, but my heart is a powerzone
I can save the world, but I can’t do it on my own

Zeroes motor on
Guzzle gas with no intent to change it anon
Whereas heroes, heroes walk the walk!
Zeroes take the plane
Wave their thingys about and fly back again
Whereas heroes, heroes call and talk!

It ain’t easy….


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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3113 on: September 11, 2008, 10:28:02 AM »
I'll take away your Breakaway!
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3114 on: September 11, 2008, 13:30:21 PM »
You're only human
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3115 on: September 14, 2008, 15:13:42 PM »
It's a zaust report! A zaust report! Awoooooo!!
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3116 on: September 15, 2008, 17:51:18 PM »
oh, i do like to be beside the seaside  8)
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3117 on: September 15, 2008, 18:58:39 PM »
What are you crazy, how the hell can you say what you just said?
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3118 on: September 16, 2008, 00:31:40 AM »
I have a very large quantity of string. A hundred and twenty-two thousand miles of it, to be exact.
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #3119 on: September 16, 2008, 02:07:53 AM »
Quote from: pete_stutz on September 16, 2008, 00:31:40 AM
I have a very large quantity of string. A hundred and twenty-two thousand miles of it, to be exact.

noo! the entirety of human existence will end now you've answered that question!!  :tickedoff:

well done pete!  ::)  :2funny:
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