ERNIE: It's an L.P. isn't it.
ERIC: Marvellous! I daren't look really. Is it something I've always wanted? Bing Crosby or someone like that?
ERNIE: Not Bing Crosby. No.
ERIC: Louis Armstrong?
ERNIE: Des O'Connor!
ERIC (Fainting): NYYHAAAAWAAAAA!
ERNIE: Are you alright?
ERIC (Getting up): Fine.
ERNIE: All I said was 'Des O'Connor'!
ERIC (Fainting again): NYHAAAAAAA! (gets up) If you want me to be a gonner, get me an L.P. by Des O'Connor!