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Off Topic => PMSL => Topic started by: Badapple on May 10, 2005, 20:39:13 PM

Title: Directions
Post by: Badapple on May 10, 2005, 20:39:13 PM
1.Start in Cardiff.

2.Join M4 and drive in an easterly direction to Junction 4 for London
Heathrow Airport.

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth"
- follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3
miles

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
AirportExit" -
follow for 2.9 miles

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2
miles

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0
miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for7.8 miles
15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
miles

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for
1.7
miles

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"



Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!



SO CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SINGING IT NOW ?????

Title: Re: Directions
Post by: icemaidnrebix on May 10, 2005, 20:42:17 PM
LOL...  ;D ..good one Badapple.. O0
Title: Re: Directions
Post by: AndrewR on May 10, 2005, 22:18:29 PM
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Title: Re: Directions
Post by: Simön Lé Brit † ™ on May 10, 2005, 22:31:37 PM
I like it :)  O0 The joke not the bloomin awful song ;)