1.Start in Cardiff.
2.Join M4 and drive in an easterly direction to Junction 4 for London
Heathrow Airport.
3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth"
- follow for 0.2 miles.
6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3
miles
7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
AirportExit" -
follow for 2.9 miles
8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2
miles
9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0
miles
12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for7.8 miles
15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
miles
16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for
1.7
miles
17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles
18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SINGING IT NOW
??
