Keeping with the theme
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
and
orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely
quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,"Before you tell
that
joke, sir, I think it is just fair, giving that you are blind, that you
should
know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not
if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times!!"