Shreddie: You are very nice and gentle, Thanks :)
Shreddie: You are very nice and gentle, Thanks :)
Ooh,you really are,Shred. :2funny:
Andrea, you are jealous? ;D
Hey rubbish girl,forget me.I am in the forum for music,i chat whit persons what like me.You speak French or italian or spanish? NO.Laugh of your mo......stupid.I ''talk'' whit Shreddie and you enter in the middle.Let me in pace idiot :-*
Cleo,Yesterday i readed things like : a menber of few weecks,the star of the forum, Today laughin of my bad English.In forum i want forget the problems, funny and talk of music.One person,day after day bad coment my post.I know this is regarding something I said on another thread,which in no way had anything to do with you at all.
Hey rubbish girl,forget me.I am in the forum for music,i chat whit persons what like me.You speak French or italian or spanish? NO.Laugh of your mo......stupid.I ''talk'' whit Shreddie and you enter in the middle.Let me in pace idiot :-*I don't speak Spanish or any other languages,but if I did I would not insult someone like this in it.
Andrea,Sorry; Maybe i don't understood you, i am very sad, pardon...................:-\ :( I don't know.I'm still feeling upset over this.
Someone else into B Movie...................my mates think I made that one up! LOLi have nowhere girl by b movie fantastic song
Nowhere girl...........mmmmmmmm.........now wasn't the 80's so great?
fercar i speak fluent spanish
Does anyone remember the American sitcom 'Soap'?
Confused? You will be!
Does anyone remember the American sitcom 'Soap'?
Confused? You will be!
That was a really weird but funny show but went OTT at the end O0
In defence of andrea: she's my mate and she's fab :smitten:
Oh and by the way, the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.
Does anyone remember the American sitcom 'Soap'?
Confused? You will be!
That was a really weird but funny show but went OTT at the end O0
Does anyone remember the American sitcom 'Soap'?
Confused? You will be!
That was a really weird but funny show but went OTT at the end O0
Not forgetting the baby from hell >:D
I like the bit where Bert was kidnapped by aliens.
Benson O0O0
Benson O0and Hedges?
Benson O0and Hedges?
Benson O0
Female, 36 years old, search for one gentelmen;(Only british)
Female, 36 years old, search for one gentelmen;(Only british)
I'm English, will I do. ;D
One party.....tonight,will come many people,nice people.Will listen the best music,wil eat for dinner salad and veggis,will smoke in the garden.....i will kiss you,you will talk about love."Don't look back in anger"can be hear in the garden.Only you and me in the house,the other people go away.i will sleep tonight....whit you :)
I think somebody is expecting to get lucky tonight ;)
Good Nigth, I go take my dinner (hear,in u.s.a) there 5 hours before England (19,43)
Good Nigth, I go take my dinner (hear,in u.s.a) there 5 hours before England (19,43)
Ah! Don't tell me! I think I know this one...........
That's a hell of a large crossword. Does anyone know any 43-letter words? :)
That's more than 43 letters ::)
Victor, you don''t understand nothing O0
Please, this "song" is Mexican.
I love camping, me.
I love camping, me.
I love camping, me.
So did he ...
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/89/180px-Quentincrisp.jpg)
Today I walked along the beach
My feet went squieeshy squish
My bucket and spade were on parade
oooo what a gay day.............!! :cheesy:
Sounds like a scene from Dr Dolittle (talking with the animals)
A sheep....................4 legs ::) not so good
Two women are 4 legs O0
Two women are 4 legs O0
And one brain, ;D
Pour champagne on a honey-bee
Rewrite my diary, put champagne in a bell, Ride into the water Baltic whit a full moon,Kiss The Stars....my little queen :'(
QuotePour champagne on a honey-bee
First it was cats now it's bees!
I'm reporting you to the RSPCA. ;D
Bob, what idiom is it ?
Bob, what idiom is it ?
At a guess, I'd say it was Icelandic. Perhaps some Sigur Ros lyrics? ::)
Guessed it.
*look of pride*
:)
O0
When I take the mick fercar gets all arsey, when you lot do it, you seem to have sensitive souls!! What am I doing wrong? :-\
When I take the mick fercar gets all arsey, when you lot do it, you seem to have sensitive souls!! What am I doing wrong? :-\
I think we've all been in trouble at one time or another. Mainly for not being Shreddie. ;)
..... anybody know what the topic was?
It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous ....
Or we could put a sign up 'No Loonies', or something!
Or we could put a sign up 'No Loonies', or something!
that'd be half the board members gone............ ::) ;D
You can't say fairer than that!
They peel them with their metal knives
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
They boil them for twenty of their minutes
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Then they smash them all to bits
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
They are clearly the most primitive people.
They peel them with their metal knives
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
They boil them for twenty of their minutes
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Then they smash them all to bits
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
They are clearly the most primitive people.
Are we still talking about gonads here??
Painful!! :o
Obsy,go hear and take two pills for your legs
I will talk with the moon, and the stars......................I will talk with the sunbeams :cheesy:
Helps you work, rest and play
I talk to the treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss ::)
Bonsoir
Ton vehicule n'a pas l`air d`avoir de passager
Peux-tu: Veux tu me recevoir
Sans trop te deranger?
Mes bottes ne feront pas trop d`echos dans ton couloir
Pas de bruit avec mes adieux
Pas pour nous les moments perdus
En attendant un uncertain au-revoir
Parce que-j'ai la folie, oui c'est la folie
Il etait une fois un etudiant
Qui voulait fort, comme en literature
Sa copine, elle etait si douce
Qu'il pouvait presque, en la management
Rejeter tous les vices
Repousser tou les mals
Detruire toutes beautes
Qui par ailleurs, n'avait jamais ete ses complices
Parces qu'il avait la folie, oui, c'est la folie
Et si parfois l'on fait des confessions
A qui les raconter - meme le bon dieu nous a laisse tomber
Un autre endroit, une autre vie
Eh oui, c'est une autre histoire
Mais a qui tou raconter?
Chez les ombres de la nuit?
Au petit matin, au petit gris
Combien de crimes ont ete commis
Contre les mensonges et soi disant les lois du coeur
Combien sont la a cause de la folie
Parce qu'il ont la folie
Bonsoir
Ton vehicule n'a pas l`air d`avoir de passager
Peux-tu: Veux tu me recevoir
Sans trop te deranger?
Mes bottes ne feront pas trop d`echos dans ton couloir
Pas de bruit avec mes adieux
Pas pour nous les moments perdus
En attendant un uncertain au-revoir
Parce que-j'ai la folie, oui c'est la folie
Il etait une fois un etudiant
Qui voulait fort, comme en literature
Sa copine, elle etait si douce
Qu'il pouvait presque, en la management
Rejeter tous les vices
Repousser tou les mals
Detruire toutes beautes
Qui par ailleurs, n'avait jamais ete ses complices
Parces qu'il avait la folie, oui, c'est la folie
Et si parfois l'on fait des confessions
A qui les raconter - meme le bon dieu nous a laisse tomber
Un autre endroit, une autre vie
Eh oui, c'est une autre histoire
Mais a qui tou raconter?
Chez les ombres de la nuit?
Au petit matin, au petit gris
Combien de crimes ont ete commis
Contre les mensonges et soi disant les lois du coeur
Combien sont la a cause de la folie
Parce qu'il ont la folie
That's what I was going to say..............
Bonsoir
Ton vehicule n'a pas l`air d`avoir de passager
Peux-tu: Veux tu me recevoir
Sans trop te deranger?
Mes bottes ne feront pas trop d`echos dans ton couloir
Pas de bruit avec mes adieux
Pas pour nous les moments perdus
En attendant un uncertain au-revoir
Parce que-j'ai la folie, oui c'est la folie
Il etait une fois un etudiant
Qui voulait fort, comme en literature
Sa copine, elle etait si douce
Qu'il pouvait presque, en la management
Rejeter tous les vices
Repousser tou les mals
Detruire toutes beautes
Qui par ailleurs, n'avait jamais ete ses complices
Parces qu'il avait la folie, oui, c'est la folie
Et si parfois l'on fait des confessions
A qui les raconter - meme le bon dieu nous a laisse tomber
Un autre endroit, une autre vie
Eh oui, c'est une autre histoire
Mais a qui tou raconter?
Chez les ombres de la nuit?
Au petit matin, au petit gris
Combien de crimes ont ete commis
Contre les mensonges et soi disant les lois du coeur
Combien sont la a cause de la folie
Parce qu'il ont la folie
Anyone who had a heart would take me in his arms and love me, too
La Folie, the Stranglers....Jean Jaques Burnet....1980,Oui se la folie.
Obsy, your legs are good!,Run,run ,run for the fields of mars :cheesy:
Obsy, your legs are good!,Run,run ,run for the fields of mars :cheesy:
Mr Blobby on the other hand is an irritating c*** :)
SW,Happy 38 years old :)
*waves to Fercar
*waves to Fercar
Of course!!! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Shreddie's going to Wembley
Her knees have gone all trembly :cheesy:
*crikey, it's time to go! O0
Hello Obsy, i Miss you :)
The legs are better?
O.k. Obsy, i am your friend,good night
I don't want to go to Chelsea.
Remember remember the 12th of September ;)
If I gave my heart to youuuuuuuuuu
You'd have none, and I'd have twoooooooooo
Fercar your not trying to butter up Shreddie are you ;D
Shreddie wont like that fercar :o
Cleo your just a little of topic here :2funny: :2funny:
Ma he's making eyes at me...
but the powers that be are working on it
My credits not advanced,stop ,What happen? :(
My Credits Stucked ,what is happening? :'(
My Credits are estucked, What's going on? :'(
If you can think like a woman fercar, then you've cracked the code that millions of men have been trying to do for years!! ;D
Goodnight, i go to the bar for smoke cigarretens whit the sisters of France :-*
Da Da Da
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
but you know that things will only get better,
when he finds his brand new sweater
as long as it's not covered in poo,
or Irish stew.........
Nope, I'm afraid they are still well and truly stucked and going to stay stucked until we upgrade the board to the next release of SMF.
Nuff said ;)
The Credits f**k her >:(
Me too! ;D ;D
I remenber the last time, in one rainy day three mouths ago, she say my ''one more time'' i been going far away. I remenber the last night, she and me hold in the run ,crying like a child, the last time together.
Cleo Bonita :-*
Foreings out ! ???
Cherry oh,Cherry oh baby :star:
You shoot me down in flames, you put me down a lot
I'm giving you my heart, go on take it
Please be careful, not to break it
Just remember it's the only one I've got
It's the only one I've got
It's a quality tune Pin O0
The Credits are stancked Many time Ago, What Happen? :P
I think this ones been covered ::)
What is Lurpak? :(
What is Lurpak? :(
Its half Lurcher, half Pa...... ;D
I see you have leared the correct spelling of beautiful since you penned your profile ::)
Phenomenon is quite a hard word as I aslways add a few extra "nomens" in for some reason :2funny:
You Are Sensitive ? Write Here Something Whit Feeling :-*
This No is Happy 80s, This section named ''All Of My Heart", Who Changed the title? :(
I believe in a thing called love............................
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down ...
Fercar, Life is easy, living it is the challenge.
With happiness in you heart, a smile on your face,
Living in this world at such a fast pace,
Take the time to think and stop,
As you climb your way to the top,
Find the love within the humanrace,
Sweetness, harmony, honour and grace.
Totally original
Never to busy to put words together,
But the feeling depends upon the weather,
Springy and light to make you happy,
Somber and dull to make you crappy,
The written word is will always be forever.
Ummmmmmm
Not a good Idea......................
I once know a lady who like to Hunt,
She was know to have a big................
................Gun
:2funny:
You know that would happen
Happy 80's :2funny:
Whams have you read this thread ? right from the start
Oh! Please Do
And when you have, can you explain it to the board members :2funny:
Off topic in happy 80's >:D
Happy 80,s for remaining,sadness for is over.The bands of this decade,the majority,are nostalgic.Look for:the Cure,Joy division(dramatics beautyfull),theSound,Chamelions,Stranglers( oi se la folie)or the Church ,i say anyones (one million of bands).His titles,his songs are very sad:it's my life,boys don't cry,blue monday,total recall,tristese....Was one decade beautyfull for lirycal,sentimental feel,attitude fantastic and lost paradaise.Living of east eden,sad side history. :'(
You need to go to the toilet then
Holding it in doesn't do you any good :P
I go To Baltimore Bay, I will talk Whit '' The last sailor'' and i smoke cigarretens green :-*
Little KiKI Sleep in my arms like a Baby :-*
i dont care i am warm content and tranquil xxxxx
oooooo and have a huge huge thing here to play with
'Get yer trousers on, You're Nicked!'
mmmmm.........Matteson's
Blimey that was too :)
No I'm not :P
No I'm not :P
Yes you are - you're just in denial.
I am what I am. You are what you are.
No I'm not :P
Yes you are - you're just in denial.
I am what I am. You are what you are.
:o I've never been to Egypt..................So Noooooo Way
I've dipped my toes in to the Servern :2funny:
;) ;D :D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[
:uglystupid2: all around us are familiar faces :-X
:-\ :-* :'( >:D ^-^ O0 :cheesy: :2funny:
can any one tell me what this thread is actually about??????????!!!! >:D
My breath was coming fast and as i make a start you turn to go, oh, oh :-*
My breath was coming fast and as i make a start you turn to go, oh, oh :-*
Did you make that up yourself? Seriously sexy lyrics! >:D
My breath was coming fast and as i make a start you turn to go, oh, oh :-*
Did you make that up yourself? Seriously sexy lyrics! >:D
All My Dreams Are for you my little Kiki :-*
Old Hector is Gay
Visc, Shreddie is 10 h. of you, run ,run, run :laugh:
One of our lttle guest people is printing this topic.
God help them! :crazy2:
I feel Leo Sayer :(
I feel Leo Sayer :(
..... and you can admit that in public?!! :o
It's better than feeling yourself.:o What ever you religion ;D
Reach out and touch faith...
I lost my heart to a star ship trooper.
"Oh, the Deadwood Stage is a-headin' on over the hills ....."
"Oh, the Deadwood Stage is a-headin' on over the hills ....."
whip crackaway, whip crackaway, whip crackawyyyyyyyy
ooh, you minx, you >:D(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:zCdAsRzbTpfd2M:http://www2.prestel.co.uk/grayling/beano/minx.gif)
The Last Kiss Of Her
Paranoia Kid, Go To Street And Hit In One police-man :tickedoff:
Paranoia Kid, Chek-up Your Brain :idiot2:A public statement:
...it goes
and oh don't you know
this is the game that we came here for
round and round it goes,
and oh don't you know....
...it goes
and oh don't you know
this is the game that we came here for
round and round it goes,
and oh don't you know....
OOOOOOHHHHH.
Sorry ...wrong thread - should be sexy males.
Linford Christie? ???
Linford Christie? ???
This headline in today's news put me in mind of Mr Christie.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5373018.stm
:D
Linford Christie? ???
This headline in today's news put me in mind of Mr Christie.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5373018.stm
:D
La plume de ma tante et sur le table
'SERVING SUGGESTION: Why not try tossing over your breakfast cereal.'
Nothing like fresh cream on your breakfast ::) :coolsmiley:
'SERVING SUGGESTION: Why not try tossing over your breakfast cereal.'
...a substitute for milk? :o ;D
Soldier, soldier, won’t you marry me
With your musket, fife and drum?
Oh no sweet maid I cannot marry you
For I have no hat to put on.
6 Hours Shreddie! O0I'm doing my best fercar! :D
Don't worry be happy
Happy talkDon't worry be happy
I hated that song.
Wanted to punch that arse who sang it and say: "Ok, happy now?" >:D
Al the lurv in the in the world, won't (what ever the next words are)...lalalalala
oh Shredders!!!!! darlink......... :laugh:Al the lurv in the in the world, won't (what ever the next words are)...lalalalala
................. won't take you away from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
oh Shredders!!!!! darlink......... :laugh:Al the lurv in the in the world, won't (what ever the next words are)...lalalalala
................. won't take you away from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
Please send a SAE to:
Beggars Banquet
17 - 19 Alma Road
London
SW18 1AA
Never Going Back To Your house
Beauty is only skin deep
The eyes are the window to the sole
Beauty is only skin deep
The eyes are the window to the sole
The Dover Sole? ??? ::)
Beauty is only skin deep
The eyes are the window to the sole
The Dover Sole? ??? ::)
OK Soul :-[ (as in David ) :2funny:
Well this here English Language is damned hard to get to grips with
There, thier, They're
To, Two Too
and what about Row.....are you going to paddle, argue or is it a line of ?
BB, Your Poems are Beautifull :star: :'(Thanks fercar but I cannot take credit for this. It's by one of my fave bands - The Parlotones. Will try to post it on Music vid of the day
Fercar I think TCM will be around for a while He's Pulling your leg
Best band is out of Birmingham (UK) :-X (not allowed to mention them)
Ohhhh Top Band
?? ?? Who ?? ??
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Wham bam,Bonita :-*
Fur the tim beeeng, I weeel be Fercar.
Ocelot Effervescent Lamp-Shade Podiatrist Timex Okapi
Fur the tim beeeng, I weeel be Fercar.
Bangladesh Raleigh Grifter Susannah York Carbuncular
Green Gertside of Scripti Politici. He one of my favourits of the 80s. He and Jim 'Juan' Kerr. O0 O0 O0
I Said
**** off ****** you're a ****
Im going to report you two to...well, to someone >:(
Im going to report you two to...well, to someone >:(
Might I suggest..................
Admin ^-^ O0
Report him to me, I'll put him over my knee and give him a good smack, LOL ;D
Report him to me, I'll put him over my knee and give him a good smack, LOL ;D
;D Save it for the PEC christmas 'do
Because they wear them hats with corks to anchor them down, silly.
are you on the road to nowhere?
This'll get him going:
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40771000/jpg/_40771345_sausage203.jpg)
That was almost pure Fercar O0
That was almost pure Fercar O0
Only almost :2funny:
The moon is shine and we smile, we are sad whit the world....potato coach makes noise and the sisters of France have exploded :D
:2funny: Kiki was a man :2funny:
:2funny: Kiki was a man :2funny:
I thought Kiki was a parrot.
Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.................you fool!apart from meat loaf- he really is that big
Yeah but they go all soft in your hand when you hold them for too longshouldn't this be in the has anyone seen sw thread?! ;)
?? you can eat chocolate ??only if there's a moon in the sky, the day ends in y and hippos can't fly
Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face
The all new Renault 5 - What's yours called?
Luke - I am your father
Fanny by gaslight O0
Fanny by gaslight O0
*PARP
Fanny by gaslight O0
*PARP
Money for nothing and your kids for free...oh, lookie you found it again! O0 ;D
D'Artagnannnnnnnn..........(http://yelims1.free.fr/Animaux/Animaux15.gif)
Found it grazing at a topic.....Money for nothing and your kids for free...oh, lookie you found it again! O0 ;D
D'Artagnannnnnnnn..........(http://yelims1.free.fr/Animaux/Animaux15.gif)
What's got a hazelnut in every bite....?
SQUIRREL SICK!
I can't go to school with a blocked up nose like this!Wasn't it "I can't take my exams with a nose blocked up nose like this!"?
I must confess, I can't actually remember the adverts. :-[Neither can I, my grandad told me about them though. ::)
I'VE GOT PUDDY CATS!!!!!Do they all look like little Snappycats and Cleo's? ::)
*well you said shout!
how do you water your garden then?
aw go on- i won't tell anyone! ;)
Which garden is that then ::)
once you've popped you can't stop
Wham Bam...tell us we are listening........ehhh reading.... :coolsmiley:once you've popped you can't stop
with some men it's the other way round ::) ;D
Wham Bam...tell us we are listening........ehhh reading.... :coolsmiley:
O0 * thinks , don't make sleeping dogs awake....... :buck2:Wham Bam...tell us we are listening........ehhh reading.... :coolsmiley:
:-X ;)
Don't cry for me Aston Villa,I kept my promise...
the truth is, I cannot stand you,
all through my wild days,
my mad existence,
we took the Holte End,
with no resistance
Mr Sheen shines umpteen things clean!
no i go to smokken cigerettens wiht the beattyfull sunshine of country. smell of happy wiht my karrFercar, Fercar Is that you
the ghost wihtin my head..no i go to smokken cigerettens wiht the beattyfull sunshine of country. smell of happy wiht my karrFercar, Fercar Is that you
HOT DOG!
JUMPING FROG!
i know what have got for xmas young skywalker, i have felt your presents :2funny:You've been feeling another mans Package ?? ::)
i know what have got for xmas young skywalker, i have felt your presents :2funny:You've been feeling another mans Package ?? ::)
and now the end is near and so i face theOld and wise....... ;)
final curtain
I said oops upside your head I said oops upside your head...
D'Artagnannnnnnnn..........(http://yelims1.free.fr/Animaux/Animaux15.gif)
I say oops upside your head, I say oops upside your head...Oh my god Cleo, thought you were more original....lol :2funny:
And your problem is... ???
vorrei un barratello di cetriolini soccacetti por favoreI saw some shock S*x movies with that...D'Artagnannnnnnnn..........(http://yelims1.free.fr/Animaux/Animaux15.gif)
TRANSLATED:
I woud like to purchase that inflatible beachball and a large jar of Vaseline
THis is Obs, signing off for the last time...................goodbye
THis is Obs, signing off for the last time...................goodbye
ohhh.....noooooo..what will PEC be without you...... :'(
But a P can't
I'll have a P, Bob.
Can he fix it ?ehhh....what's a P?(poop?)
But a P can'tI'll have a P, Bob.Can he fix it ?ehhh....what's a P?(poop?)
Angelina Jolie's not from Belgium!!!!! :o :idiot2:Sorry Visc, you are totaly right O0(>>biography<<) (http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/film/biographies/angelina_jolie_biog.html) I made that mistake as a clue for my quiz....shall I be spanked now? :-\
(Sorry, there was no other place for saying this ;D)
lols @ D'Art...it's a reference to popular 80's Quiz program "Blockbuster" presented by Bob Holness, where teenage contestants would ask for questions relating to space denoted by a letter on a board...what makes it funny (in a very British way) is that "P" or "pee" is slang for urinating...other slang terms are...slash, wazz, wee, piss, piddle, shake hands with the unemployed (male) and shake the lettuce (female)...
Therefore, as british teenagers - "I'll have a P please Bob" was (and is) one of the funniest things ever
further lessons in vulgar english are available on CD at £9.99 plus £5 p&p :2funny:
Angelina Jolie's not from Belgium!!!!! :o :idiot2:
(Sorry, there was no other place for saying this ;D)
I was thinking #2 wasLara CroftAngelina Jolie but she Americian I think, so I must be wrong again
over here D'Art :knuppel2: ;DAngelina Jolie's not from Belgium!!!!! :o :idiot2:Sorry Visc, you are totaly right O0(>>biography<<) (http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/film/biographies/angelina_jolie_biog.html) I made that mistake as a clue for my quiz....shall I be spanked now? :-\
(Sorry, there was no other place for saying this ;D)
lols @ D'Art...it's a reference to popular 80's Quiz program "Blockbuster" presented by Bob Holness, where teenage contestants would ask for questions relating to space denoted by a letter on a board...what makes it funny (in a very British way) is that "P" or "pee" is slang for urinating...other slang terms are...slash, wazz, wee, piss, piddle, shake hands with the unemployed (male) and shake the lettuce (female)...
Therefore, as british teenagers - "I'll have a P please Bob" was (and is) one of the funniest things ever
further lessons in vulgar english are available on CD at £9.99 plus £5 p&p :2funny:
LuckyN. I think it's not only Britisch, it's just it isn't always easy to recognize... If I would say to you in Dutch "ïk ga even de hond uit laten" (very common saying)(I am letting out the dog for a walk) would you know that I was going for a pee too? About the lessons maybe we can do it in exchange......
Augen, die funkeln, Lippen, die glänzenyou did copy that....it's to perfect German.......
Augen, die funkeln, Lippen, die glänzenyou did copy that....it's to perfect German.......
Stand and deliver.......
he put a doughnut in his pocket! :oand it was an hot one.... >:D
Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
true question from a licencing exam i did today-you do all 4 don't you (Well not you in person )
Q. if you suspect the person trying to buy alcohol from you is underage, do you...
A. Ask them for I.D
B. Ask them to get an adult to buy it for them
C. Pretend you hadn't noticed
D. Serve them when no-one is looking
::) ::) ::) :crazy2: :crazy2: ;D ;D
Codswallop :2funny:
Where the hell did that come from ?
Codswallop :2funny:
Where the hell did that come from ?
Well, this derived from an old parlour game which involved the participants slapping each other round the face with dead fish. ;D
Excyowse me sport, I appear to earn conseederably more than yow!
Excyowse me sport, I appear to earn conseederably more than yow!
Let's hope you don't get called up for jury service then ;)
Make it BIG, make it BOLD, and make it BRIGHT, and get yourself seen!!!!
Ewwwwww!
Mr Bluebird has poo'd on your shouder Whams
;D
No! that is you, certainly not LuckynickdEwwwwww!
Mr Bluebird has poo'd on your shoulder Whams
;D
..that's meant to be lucky, isn't it?! :D
i never poo on a lady's shoulder - well, not on the first date at any rate...
Chessington Zoo - There's a funfair too!
Chessington Zoo - There's a funfair too!
that doesn't rhyme with 'parachute' ??? ::) ;D
Chessington Zoo - There's a funfair too!
that doesn't rhyme with 'parachute' ??? ::) ;D
Just a wild stab in the dark! :2funny:
Eggs and gammon, poor Rhiannon, Ken had wind ...O0
Yellow bird, high in de banana tree ...
i was going to say that! ;) ;D
It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue!
a,b,c,D,e,f,g ;D
a,b,c,D,e,f,g ;D
:o :o
To BE or not to BE!
Can I have two of your big ones, please Carol, and four from your bottom!
Yes! Down to the big Roundabout, Second Left, half a mile up the road, Right at the traffic lights, down the hill, straight over the roundabout then wait for the Rescue recovery :2funny:
Soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Armadillos!So are sun bake cow pats :2funny:
this is a post :P
Wake up and smell the coffee!
One beetter day,Madness; Remembrance day,B. movie; Talking Scarlet,Prefab Sprout; Paris match;style council; The ghost of the American astronauts,Mekons; Up the junction,Squeeze;. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .i love Prefab Sprout,Style Council,Madness and Squeeze-tori- :smitten:
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes. Frostbite anyone?
that's a lot of 'ones' oh drunken Snappy! :coolsmiley: ::) :2funny:should have been behind these eyes the other night, ;D i could hardly see the keyboard.and i didnt turn off me puter
Wash the tripe, dry it, and cut into small pieces. Put it into a large saucepan with the milk and add water until the tripe is well covered. Add the sliced onion and parsley and simmer for forty five minutes. Then knead the butter and flour together and stir them in. Season with salt & pepper and the nutmeg, if you like the flavour. Simmer for another hour and serve very hot.
Wash the tripe, dry it, and cut into small pieces. Put it into a large saucepan with the milk and add water until the tripe is well covered. Add the sliced onion and parsley and simmer for forty five minutes. Then knead the butter and flour together and stir them in. Season with salt & pepper and the nutmeg, if you like the flavour. Simmer for another hour and serve very hot.
Then scrape it all into the nearest bin!
I have a very large quantity of string. A hundred and twenty-two thousand miles of it, to be exact.
Hible abri, abri voyon!
The heart is an organ of fire.
flings ricedont you mean egg flied lice
... now there's HP and Tutti Fruity tooHewlett Packard and Tutti Fruit, Makes a Mess while you are Printing, Visc
how shall we f**k off, oh Lord?
how shall we f**k off, oh Lord?
You recognised the quote then? ;D
Mine! ;D and there was me thinking 'blimey - you're sharp tonight!' ;Dhow shall we f**k off, oh Lord?
You recognised the quote then? ;D
which quote? ???
Beer does not make for a good shower gel
*Dramatic Faint
Enjoy yourself Fidelity as only you Can
Enjoy yourself Fidelity as only you Can
HAPPY 10,000TH POST! :D O0 :2funny:
Ive got a long way to go then. ;D
WooooooooHoooooooo :D
A Tree, A flower, a Blade of Grass
Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!Tired ??
Shut that door!The Wind Do'th Blow Hard
Shut that door!The Wind Do'th Blow Hard
think you'd better send that book to Richard O'Brien, pete, cos he wrote that, not me! ;) ;DThe postie will probably get lost in the Crystal Maze ::) *groan
*hands pete his coat! ;DThe story of my life ::) :D :laugh:
Bilingual ;D
Say it then
Do I Look like a Mind reader :P
Say it then
Do I Look like a Mind reader :P
no, you look like some fairy lights! :P :laugh:
Are you a bear?
A cow?
Do you have savage beast attributes?
that should've been Radio 2 btw, not Radio "! ;Dis that You Capping there ??/
Come on Silver Lady take my word
We all do silly things from time to time: for example, I bought this single :-[
candles! :2funny:
(you prob. won't get the joke! ref. a british tv show from the 70's! ;))
:2funny: @ obs...how old are you?! :2funny:About 5 minutes older than you :P
Start by admitting from cradle to tomb aint such a long long stay.
Birdseye potato waffles are waffly versitle
*whistles innocently
Here! This isn't the Forum I Should Be Looking At Where Did My Bowling Buddies Go :2funny:
what a bunch of t****rs! :2funny:
I just luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre sex!
Cats Puuuurrrrrrrrrr When They are Asleep :D
see you next wednesday
All I want is a room somehwere, far away from the cold night airrrrrrr
'take me to bed or lose me forever'
'take me to bed or lose me forever'
'take me to bed or lose me forever'
love to,but by the time i got there.you would be asleep. >:D
sisters and brothers..
should help each other
oh shut up!
i have never understood this thread.and i aint going back to page 1 to find out.it's a BS thread O0
sometimes there just aren't enough rocks
I touch the fire and it freezes me
I look into it and it's black
Why can't I feel?
My skin should crack and peel
I want the fire back
was there ever a car called Fer?From the Rari Family
was there ever a car called Fer?
weebles wobble but they don't fall down!! O0But the Sheep Do!!
experience sucks!So Does A Hoover
experience sucks!So Does A Hoover
Now Why Would We want to make Sense of things
i still dont get this even after all this time,
Ah, Happy 80's. Keeping me sane . :D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,
But rather to skid in sideways,
Chocolate in one hand, wine in the other,
Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
:D in your EarchorleyFM,comin in your ears.
Aww, it’s like a ghost ship 👻yep your not wrong there.were is every one?