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Title: some world cup squads
Post by: Shytot on June 14, 2010, 11:25:12 AM
Saw this on another site - I thought it was quite funny O0

Maybe you can think of some others ?

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango
Cheerio, Subbuteo
Scenario, Fellatio
Portfolio

SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotlo
Computersezno

SERBIA SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Itch
Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch
Hic, Sic, Spic, Pric
Digaditch, Fallinaditch
Horseraditch

SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
ShagaBitch


RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov
Slalomsky, Downhillsky
Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev
f**kov, Uf**kov

SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou
Busqueue, Snookercu
Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu


ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Baloni
Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli, Yrarseissmelli, Onetoomani
Legslikejelli, Havabenni
Wobblijelli, Spendapenni

SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
San Francisco
Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina, Skrewdigalz, Luis Canon, Sombrero
Chihuahua, Jose

SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental ,Transit van Dors
Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe

SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Morrison
Van Ishincreme

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, thingy van woman liker.
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a woman liker.
Title: Re: some world cup squads
Post by: obsdoc on June 14, 2010, 13:55:05 PM
Those are excellent!


I think the Mexican team forgot to include the twins   Juan Sheet and Juan Keen  ::)   
Title: Re: some world cup squads
Post by: DIVA NO1 on June 14, 2010, 17:05:52 PM
:)
Title: Re: some world cup squads
Post by: bigbaldbloke on June 14, 2010, 19:44:39 PM
Someone on Talksport said that the Italians should sign up the great centre forward Emileski.