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Title: Confucius says...
Post by: AndyR on April 30, 2004, 12:53:07 PM
Confucius say : Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say : He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
 
Confucius say : Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say : Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Confucius say : He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say : Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say : Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
 
Confucius say : Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
 
Confucius say : Girl who sits on jockeys lap get hot tip.
 
Confucius say : Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

Confucius say : Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
 
Confucius say : Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say : He who runs behind bus get exhausted.

Confucius say : Man who leaps off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius say : Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
 
Confucius say : He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
Title: Re:Confucius says...
Post by: AndrewR on April 30, 2004, 13:00:45 PM
Excellent!

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