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Off Topic => PMSL => Topic started by: rossco on January 05, 2005, 08:04:54 AM

Title: Try this one..
Post by: rossco on January 05, 2005, 08:04:54 AM
A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures
alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives,
seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When
does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with both

"Actually, no," the man replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the

"Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
her forefingers across the bartender's lips and shyly popping a couple
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, no hand soap and no
paper towels in the ladies room!