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« Reply #510 on: January 05, 2005, 22:52:10 PM »
What about her convicted arsonist sister, Mis Fire? ::)


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« Reply #511 on: January 06, 2005, 00:03:11 AM »
Misunderstanding is a terrible thing  ::)
Mr. Understanding, her younger brother by 4 years, is not so bad...

Not to mention her cousin ... Mistake ;)

Don't you mean Mis Demeanour Shy? :o ;D

I was using her maiden name ::)

I always thought that her older sister Mis Conduct  .. was Gross ;D
I could never understand her other sister Mis Interpret ....


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« Reply #512 on: January 06, 2005, 00:19:20 AM »
Misunderstanding is a terrible thing  ::)
Mr. Understanding, her younger brother by 4 years, is not so bad...

Not to mention her cousin ... Mistake ;)

Don't you mean Mis Demeanour Shy? :o ;D

I was using her maiden name ::)

I always thought that her older sister Mis Conduct  .. was Gross ;D
I could never understand her other sister Mis Interpret ....



Wasnt Mis Take the convicted thief?

Then there was her gullable aunt Mis Led ;)

Edit: Almost forgot her dyslexic sister Mis Print ;D


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Re:Jokes Page!!
« Reply #513 on: January 06, 2005, 00:24:03 AM »
Mis Tery was just puzzling...

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« Reply #514 on: January 06, 2005, 00:24:29 AM »

Wasnt Mis Take the convicted thief?

Then there was her gullable aunt Mis Led ;)

No it was Mis Took who was Mistaken for Mis Take.

Mis Led was just Mis Directed while going out on her (lesbian friend) Mis Sion.

And of course earlier the Pete Burns lookalike Mr Meanour - (often Mis Took thought he was a Mis ;) ) was seen to be mixing with Mis Adventure ...

It's a bit hit and mis ... I know ;D


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« Reply #515 on: January 06, 2005, 00:33:06 AM »

Wasnt Mis Take the convicted thief?

Then there was her gullable aunt Mis Led ;)





No it was Mis Took who was Mistaken for Mis Take.

Mis Led was just Mis Directed while going out on her (lesbian friend) Mis Sion.

And of course earlier the Pete Burns lookalike Mr Meanour - (often Mis Took thought he was a Mis ;) ) was seen to be mixing with Mis Adventure ...

It's a bit hit and mis ... I know ;D



Now correct me if im wrong here but I always thought Mis Directed wasin actual fact an alias for Mis Aligned?


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« Reply #516 on: January 06, 2005, 00:33:45 AM »

Now correct me if im wrong here but I always thought Mis Directed wasin actual fact an alias for Mis Aligned?

Have you been talking to Mis Informed?

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« Reply #517 on: January 06, 2005, 00:34:26 AM »

Now correct me if im wrong here but I always thought Mis Directed wasin actual fact an alias for Mis Aligned?

Have you been talking to Mis Informed?

He could have just Mis Heard something...

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« Reply #518 on: January 06, 2005, 00:36:35 AM »

Now correct me if im wrong here but I always thought Mis Directed wasin actual fact an alias for Mis Aligned?

Have you been talking to Mis Informed?

He could have just Mis Heard something...


Actually I read it somewhere. I think it was the work of Mis Spell which would explain the confusion ???


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« Reply #519 on: January 06, 2005, 00:38:27 AM »

Actually I read it somewhere. I think it was the wok of Mis Spell which would explain the confusion ???

could you possibly have Mis Read it?

and did she do much Chinese cooking? pmsl

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« Reply #520 on: January 06, 2005, 00:39:32 AM »
I think it was the wok of Mis Spell which would explain the confusion ???

She needs a new one then ... or did Mis Print have a part to play? ;D

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« Reply #521 on: January 06, 2005, 00:40:27 AM »

Actually I read it somewhere. I think it was the wok of Mis Spell which would explain the confusion ???

could you possibly have Mis Read it?

and did she do much Chinese cooking? pmsl

You spotted it you bugger before I had a chance to mod it pmsl ;D ;D ;D


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« Reply #522 on: January 06, 2005, 00:42:42 AM »
You spotted it you bugger before I had a chance to mod it pmsl ;D ;D ;D

He does that... you'll get used to it soon ;) ;D

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« Reply #523 on: January 06, 2005, 00:44:33 AM »
You spotted it you bugger before I had a chance to mod it pmsl ;D ;D ;D

He does that... you'll get used to it soon ;) ;D

Are you saying that SW mods his posts ?

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« Reply #524 on: January 06, 2005, 00:45:30 AM »
You spotted it you bugger before I had a chance to mod it pmsl ;D ;D ;D

He does that... you'll get used to it soon ;) ;D

Are you saying that SW mods his posts ?

Hmm... I think you Mis Understood me there ;D