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9 Words Women Use
« on: February 19, 2008, 14:51:28 PM »


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't  do  it! 


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to  Number 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.    DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* *K YOU!


 (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'    For the woman's response refer to Number 3.

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Re: 9 Words Women Use
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 18:23:50 PM »
Ooooo, Bugger Ooooops


This would make me LOL if it wasn't so true


Nice one Obs

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Re: 9 Words Women Use
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2008, 21:58:00 PM »
I like that too  :)

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Re: 9 Words Women Use
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 07:34:06 AM »
Oh hell...NOW it's explained to me ...  ;)