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Offline Shytot

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A balanced set of courses
« on: February 13, 2008, 14:24:32 PM »
Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Women

Taught by men, for women.

101    Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102    Doing Housework Without Complaining
103    Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104    Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105    Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106    Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107    Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108    How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109    Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
110    Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111    The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112    Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113    "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114    How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115    The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116    You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117    Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger But You're Acceptable
118    Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
119    Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120    Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
121    Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122    Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
123    Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
124    Makeup: The Less is More Theory
125    Nagging: Stop the Insanity!


Courses for Men

Taught by women, for men.

101    Combating Stupidity
102    You Too Can Do Housework
103    P.M.T. Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104    How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas Give Us Money
106    Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
107    Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My  Silks")
108    Parenting No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109    Get a Life Learn How To Cook
110    How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
111    Spelling Even You Can Get It Right
112    Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113    You The Weaker Sex
114    Reasons To Give Flowers
115    How To Stay Awake After
116    Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
117    Garbage Getting It To the Curb
118A   You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
118B   The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
119    The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120    How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121    How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122    The Remote Control Overcoming Your Dependency
123    Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
124    How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125    You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126    Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
127    Changing Your Underwear It Really Works
128    The Attainable Goal Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129    Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130    Real Men Ask For Directions
131    How To Take Illness Like a Man

taken from this site - http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/courses_men_women.htm

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Re: A balanced set of courses
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 14:37:42 PM »
rofl

especially 118B- you're with me here girls?!  :2funny:
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Re: A balanced set of courses
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 17:14:37 PM »
I wonder if...
129    Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

... covers "Leaving the room to fart" and "The dog is NOT the one to blame" ?

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Re: A balanced set of courses
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 17:19:58 PM »
I wonder if...
129    Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

... covers "Leaving the room to fart" and "The dog is NOT the one to blame" ?

I think that is a more advanced course ... you need to get the basics right first ;)

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Re: A balanced set of courses
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 07:36:05 AM »
Nice one :)