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Kids Say The Funniest Things!
« on: April 07, 2004, 19:52:57 PM »
WHAT HAS YOUR CHILD SAID THAT HAS MADE YOU TURN AWAY WITH EMBARASSMENT?

CLEO,YOU MUST HAVE SOME GOOD ONES FROM THE KIDS AT SCHOOL?

IF YOU DONT HAVE KIDS,HAVE YOU HEARD A NIECE OR NEPHEW PUT YOUR SIBLINGS TO SHAME

POST IT ALL IN HERE!!

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Re:Kids Say The Funniest Things!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2004, 19:16:35 PM »
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

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Re:Kids Say The Funniest Things!
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2004, 19:18:17 PM »
One day a guy was driving with his four-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.
    She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
    He said, "I did that by accident."
    She replied, "I know that, Daddy."
    He replied, "How'd you know?"
    The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"