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Follow these instructions carefully!
« on: April 08, 2004, 16:42:03 PM »
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids, and
 stand on top so cat cannot escape.

 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus
 from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is
 quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as
 possible, and quickly lift both lids.

 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he
 will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.

 Sincerely,

 The Dog



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Re:Follow these instructions carefully!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2004, 19:06:11 PM »
I F'KING HATE CATS.............LOL

I'D DO THAT!!

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Re:Follow these instructions carefully!
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2004, 12:38:41 PM »
I prefer dogs myself right enough, arf  ;D
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Re:Follow these instructions carefully!
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2004, 09:11:47 AM »
Oh that made me laugh and being the owner of two cats its perfect.

LOL - wont tell the kids though cos they will try...

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Re:Follow these instructions carefully!
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2004, 20:08:30 PM »
oooohhhhh go on , dont be a spoil sport !  ;D



also
front loading washing machines are a good source of entertainment as well....
now that would be puuurrrrrrfect. !

see...not 1 stain left on him !


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Re:Follow these instructions carefully!
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2004, 20:29:10 PM »
FPMSL @ THAT MOGGIE!!

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Re:Follow these instructions carefully!
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2004, 01:27:21 AM »

 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he
 will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.


heres a sure sign