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Offline AndyR

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Universal Truths
« on: April 09, 2004, 22:29:40 PM »
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
 
You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator

Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
 
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

You never ever run out of salt.

Old ladies can eat more than you think.

You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Bricks are horrible to carry.

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
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Re:Universal Truths
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2004, 09:16:01 AM »
I am crying from laughter - its all true - except the manly ones, I can only assume its true being a girlie and all

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Re:Universal Truths
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2004, 09:26:44 AM »
absolutely pissing myself....freaking tears galore.....

how freakin' common are us humans ...unbelievable !  ;D :'(

 ;D  i can relate too all that ...i dont eat bananas....but i know  ;D

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At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
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Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
i do gardening ..how trues this   ;D...so funny .
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Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
 lol...how many times has this happened  ::) nutsloads !
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Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
lol...must look around first !  ;D

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Re:Universal Truths
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2004, 10:08:28 AM »
Very :cwm32:funny  but so true....LOL

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator

and how could we forget 71077345  :)
I've got to get those quizzes updateeeedddddddddd....zZzZzZzZ

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Re:Universal Truths
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2004, 11:12:38 AM »
flower runs and gets the calculator....oh the 4 is different.
der me....

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Re:Universal Truths
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 04:42:53 AM »
gee's where did ya get the calc from KMart. lol

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Re:Universal Truths
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2004, 07:30:32 AM »
lol :$

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