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A tap on the shoulder.................
« on: December 23, 2008, 18:10:35 PM »
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control ofthe cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, íIím sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
me.í

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didnít realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, íNo, no, Iím sorry, itís entirely my fault. today is my  First day driving a cab....Iíve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.


I have the body of a 19 year old. I keep it in the fridge.......................