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Broom Broom!!
« on: October 28, 2009, 22:15:58 PM »


Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.  The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.  The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' Says the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! ! ! ! !  !







'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

........... ............ ..............
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...

Sounds to me like she's ....... been ....sweeping around!!!

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Re: Broom Broom!!
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 22:53:07 PM »
 ::)  :2funny:
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Re: Broom Broom!!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 09:27:17 AM »
*slaps forehead with hand*  :2funny:
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Re: Broom Broom!!
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 15:13:05 PM »
It's so bad, it's actually good! :2funny:
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