Topic: Wonder Drugs

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MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to 4 hours without pausing once.

STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women the vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend

COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.

PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 metres long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.

MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.

WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 43% stayed within their credit limit!