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Confucius says...
« on: April 30, 2004, 12:53:07 PM »
Confucius say : Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say : He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
 
Confucius say : Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say : Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Confucius say : He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say : Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say : Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
 
Confucius say : Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
 
Confucius say : Girl who sits on jockeys lap get hot tip.
 
Confucius say : Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

Confucius say : Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
 
Confucius say : Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say : He who runs behind bus get exhausted.

Confucius say : Man who leaps off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius say : Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
 
Confucius say : He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
"There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. George Orwell, 1984

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Re:Confucius says...
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2004, 13:00:45 PM »
Excellent!