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Offline AndyR

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New Virus - Work...
« on: May 19, 2004, 00:02:41 AM »
There is a new virus --- code named "work".

If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, phone or anyone else do not touch "work" under any circumstances.

This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to
come in contact with this virus, follow these steps:
1. Put on your jacket
2. Round up two good friends
3. Go straight to the nearest pub.
4. Order three drinks, 14 times.

You will find that "work" has been now completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

ps. I have the antivirus programme called "Skive" if anyone is interested!
"There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. George Orwell, 1984

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Re:New Virus - Work...
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2004, 16:34:01 PM »
Very good AndyR ;D  Off to do step 4 now!
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