When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital.
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologist preferred no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it but the Neurologist thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled,"Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeon said, "That puts a whole new face on the matter!"
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And in the end, the decision was up to some arsehole who didn't give a sh1t!
