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The panel of doctors
« on: December 20, 2004, 15:50:47 PM »
When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital.

The Allergists voted to scratch it.

The Dermatologist preferred no rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it but the Neurologist thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled,"Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeon said, "That puts a whole new face on the matter!"

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the decision was up to some arsehole who didn't give a sh1t!
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Re:The panel of doctors
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2004, 15:54:28 PM »
lol

you missed out one Cam .... the Gynaecologist - I'm sure he had a hand in it ::)

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Re:The panel of doctors
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2004, 07:15:27 AM »
I think he was busy papering his hallway through the letterbox that day  ;D
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