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Two Old Ladies
« on: September 23, 2005, 09:13:50 AM »
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.  One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarrette and continues smoking.

Maude:  What in the hell is that?

Mable:  A condom.  This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude:  Where did you get it?

Mabel:  You can get them at any chemist.

The next day, Maude hobbles heself into the local drugstore and announces to the Pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The Pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks her what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."