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A couple for the Antipodeans among us
« on: October 05, 2005, 18:53:48 PM »
Q - Why don't the Abo's get AIDS?

A - Cause the f****** government won't give it to them


Paul Keating upon winning the election takes it upon himself to call the Queen in her role as the head of the commonwealth to let her know of a few changes that he wants to make to Australia.

PK - Er Hi there Liz... Paul Keating here. Just thought I'd let you know that I've won the election and that there's going to be a few changes! I'm going to change Australia into a new Kingdom.

HMQ - Mr Keating, there is a problem there -  because you're not a King, Australia cannot be a Kingdom.

PK - Well how about I make us an Empire then?

HMQ - Mr Keating... You're not an Emperor either.

PK - I know... I'll turn Australia into a Prinipality.

HMQ - To do that you need to be a Prince and you not a Prince

PK - Well you're the royalty round here. What d'you reckon?

HMQ - Mr Keating I would suggest that you remain a country.
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