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A couple for the Antipodeans among us
« on: October 05, 2005, 18:53:48 PM »
Q - Why don't the Abo's get AIDS?

A - Cause the f****** government won't give it to them

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Paul Keating upon winning the election takes it upon himself to call the Queen in her role as the head of the commonwealth to let her know of a few changes that he wants to make to Australia.

PK - Er Hi there Liz... Paul Keating here. Just thought I'd let you know that I've won the election and that there's going to be a few changes! I'm going to change Australia into a new Kingdom.

HMQ - Mr Keating, there is a problem there -  because you're not a King, Australia cannot be a Kingdom.

PK - Well how about I make us an Empire then?

HMQ - Mr Keating... You're not an Emperor either.

PK - I know... I'll turn Australia into a Prinipality.

HMQ - To do that you need to be a Prince and you not a Prince

PK - Well you're the royalty round here. What d'you reckon?

HMQ - Mr Keating I would suggest that you remain a country.
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