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Aircraft warranty card
« on: October 31, 2005, 16:00:57 PM »
AIRCRAFT  WARRANTY  CARD

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas Military Aircraft.  In order to protect your new investment please fill out the warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1.   _Mr.  _Mrs.  _Ms.  _Miss  _Lt.  _Gen.  _Comrade  _Classified  _Other

First Name __________ Initial________ Last Name ________________________
Latitude _________________________Longitude__________________________
Altitude______________________Password, Code Name, Etc. _________________

2.   Which model of aircraft did you purchase?
      _F-14 Tomcat  _F-15 Eagle  _F-16 Falcon  _F-19A Stealth  _Classified

3.   Date of purchase:  Month ______________Day______________Year____________

4.   Serial Number __________________

5.   Please check where this product was purchased:
      __Received as Gift/Aid Package
      __Catalogue Showroom
      __Sleazy Arms Broker
      __Mail Order
      __Discount Store
      __Government Surplus
      __Classified

6.   Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
      __Heard loud noise, looked up
      __Store Display
      __Espionage
      __Recommended by friend/relative/ally
      __Political lobbying by Manufacturer
      __Was attacked by one

7.   Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
      __Style/Appearance
      __Kickback/Bribe
      __Recommended by salesperson
      __Speed/Maneuverability
      __Comfort/Convenience
      __McDonnell Douglas Reputation
      __Advanced Weapons Systems
      __Price/Value
      __Back-Room Politics
      __Negative experience opposing one in combat

8.   Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
      __North America
      __Central/South America
      __Aircraft Carrier
      __Europe
      __Middle East
      __Africa
      __Asia/Far East
      __Misc. Third-World Countries
      __Classified

9.   Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:
      Product                         Own                             Intend to Purchase
      Colour Tv
      VCR
      ICBM
      Killer Satellite
      CD Player
     Air-to-Air Missiles
      Space Shuttle
      Home Computer
      Nuclear Weapon

10.   How would you describe yourself or your organisation?  Check all that apply:
      __Communist/Socialist
      __Terrorist
      __Crazed (Islamic)
      __Crazed (Other)
      __Neutral
      __Democratic
      __Dictatorship
      __Corrupt (Latin American)
      __Corrupt (Other)
      __Primitive/Tribal

11.   How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
      __Cash
      __Suitcases of Cocaine
      __Oil Revenues
      __Deficit Spending
      __Personal Cheque
      __Credit Card
      __Ransom Money
      __Traveler’s Check


12.  Occupation                               You                      Your Spouse

Homemaker
Sales/Marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle Management
Eccentric Billionaire
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student

12.   To help us understand our Customer’s lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

Activity/Interest                             You                  Your Spouse
Golf
Boating/Sailing
Sabotage
Running/Jogging
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Default on Loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black Market/Smuggling
Collectibles/Collections
Watching Sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/Torture
Household Pets
Crushing Rebellions
Espionage/Reconnaissance
Fashion Clothing
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future – as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P O Box 800
St. Louis,  MO  55500
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Re: Aircraft warranty card
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2005, 16:06:29 PM »
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Nice one Cam  O0
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