"Time flies by when you're the driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine
I get high when I'm the pilot of a plane
Touching down in Camberwick and stoned out of my brain
Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination
Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation
Every Saturday I get the Chigley Skins
And they always smash my windows
'Cos the home side always wins
Yeah, time flies by when you're the driver of a train
Gonna get the syringes out and shoot up once again "