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No offence intended! The Blonde year in review
« on: December 05, 2005, 11:51:01 AM »
The Blonde Year In Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had windows.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into the little packet.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C "

October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
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Re: No offence intended! The Blonde year in review
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2005, 18:29:28 PM »
Don't let Viscountess see this thread...  ::)

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Re: No offence intended! The Blonde year in review
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2005, 18:31:27 PM »
Awww go on, show it her... >:D
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Re: No offence intended! The Blonde year in review
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2005, 18:55:49 PM »
Whilst we are dissing blondes........

A blonde walks into an international telephone centre and asks the man how much it is to call her ailing mother on the other side of the planet. After a quick calculation the man replies "£300"

"£300!!!" exclaims the woman.

"I don't have the kind of money! Iwould do literally anything to talk to my mother"

"Anything?" Replies the assistant.

"Yes, anything at all" The woman replied.

"Follow me" Said the man with a glint in his eye.

He took her into a back room where he instructed her to get down on her knees.

"Right, unzip my trousers said the man"

The blonde did so......

"Get me out then" said the bloke

So she did.

"Now put it to your lips"

So once again she did as she was told putting the mans **** to her lips.

30 seconds went by, finally the man said...

"Well go on then!"

Tentatively the blonde said.....................


"Can you hear me mother?"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: No offence intended! The Blonde year in review
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2005, 20:54:02 PM »
Ha ha ha ha  >:(  ::).....not
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