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Supermarket Sweep
« on: April 24, 2006, 22:16:50 PM »
Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide.


The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."


The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.  I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."


The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"


The second guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big breasts and is wearing short shorts and a tank top.  What does your wife look like?"


The first guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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Re: Supermarket Sweep
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2006, 22:19:24 PM »
 ;DThat is a top joke, well done.