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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2640 on: June 11, 2007, 21:46:08 PM »
"A lady rang the Met Office today to say there is a hurricane on the way. If you're watching, don't worry, there isn't....."

WHY WEREN'T WE WARNED!
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2641 on: June 12, 2007, 22:27:47 PM »
Its like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under


I have the body of a 19 year old. I keep it in the fridge.......................

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2642 on: June 12, 2007, 22:38:40 PM »
Codswallop  :2funny:

Where the hell did that come from ?

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2643 on: June 13, 2007, 00:28:15 AM »
true question from a licencing exam i did today-

Q. if you suspect the person trying to buy alcohol from you is underage, do you...
 
  A. Ask them for I.D
  B. Ask them to get an adult to buy it for them
  C. Pretend you hadn't noticed
  D. Serve them when no-one is looking

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2644 on: June 13, 2007, 06:45:44 AM »
true question from a licencing exam i did today-

Q. if you suspect the person trying to buy alcohol from you is underage, do you...
 
  A. Ask them for I.D
  B. Ask them to get an adult to buy it for them
  C. Pretend you hadn't noticed
  D. Serve them when no-one is looking

 ::) ::) ::) :crazy2: :crazy2: ;D ;D
you do all 4 don't you (Well not you in person )

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2645 on: June 13, 2007, 10:53:44 AM »
Codswallop  :2funny:

Where the hell did that come from ?

Well, this derived from an old parlour game which involved the participants slapping each other round the face with dead fish. ;D
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2646 on: June 13, 2007, 18:02:52 PM »
Codswallop  :2funny:

Where the hell did that come from ?

Well, this derived from an old parlour game which involved the participants slapping each other round the face with dead fish. ;D

as opposed to the poor man's version, without premuim priced white fish...Ecky Thump...a theme recently revised by The White Stripes i believe..

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2647 on: June 13, 2007, 18:28:48 PM »
What animals live in or on a pond?

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2648 on: June 13, 2007, 19:10:20 PM »
I have nothing to say
Put on your red shoes & dance the blues

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2649 on: June 13, 2007, 19:11:28 PM »
Every little helps

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2650 on: June 13, 2007, 19:12:48 PM »
It ain't 'arf 'ot, mum
Put on your red shoes & dance the blues

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2651 on: June 13, 2007, 20:09:58 PM »
Ice and a slice

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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2652 on: June 14, 2007, 06:21:23 AM »
...I need a hot.......shuuuuuoooooooot, hot shot,hot shot, ooohwwww.... :cheesy:
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2653 on: June 14, 2007, 07:50:30 AM »
Inch worm.....inch worm.....
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Re: Happy 80,s
« Reply #2654 on: June 14, 2007, 08:10:53 AM »
More Power!