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Pswimming pool
« on: July 25, 2006, 16:54:48 PM »
someone sent me this via e-mail .... and for a change it was worth having the mailbox clogged up!

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2006, 17:00:32 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2006, 17:02:28 PM »
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Re: Pswimming pool
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2006, 17:34:01 PM »
I've always wanted to p in a pool and never had the nerve!

That's fab!  ;D

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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2006, 18:16:55 PM »
I've always wanted to p in a pool and never had the nerve!

That's fab!  ;D

Why? ???

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Re: Pswimming pool
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2006, 18:26:45 PM »
To see if the water really DOES go red!  ;D

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Re: Pswimming pool
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 20:13:03 PM »
Surely it can't do,I know for a fact Miss A has wee'd in the pool and there was no colour change  ;D.

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Re: Pswimming pool
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2006, 18:33:11 PM »
I once got chucked out of a swimming pool for pee-ing in it.

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have done it from the top diving board!

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Re: Pswimming pool
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2006, 00:04:45 AM »
They use to put an additive in the pool water that changed colour, my old local swimming bath use to use a dark green.
(back in the early 80's)

But they stop using it after a few months as :-

A. It was scaring off  the regular customers as there was alway a green tint to the water
B. The kids were peeing in it to turn the water green


and it wasn't me  :P  Never liked swimming so never done it, Mum signed a note to excuess me from swimming lessons  ;D