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Murphy's Hat
« on: October 10, 2006, 20:25:05 PM »
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him, since Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.

After MAss, the priest caught Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass.  What made you come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father.  I while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that that.  I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat and I knew that McGlynn come to church every Sunday.  I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and I figured he would leave it in the back of the church.  So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What xhanged your mind?"

Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the ten commandments, I decided I didn't need to steal  McGlynn's hat."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"

Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I'd left me hat."

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Re: Murphy's Hat
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 21:02:29 PM »
The Laws of Murphy