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a collection of amusements and tales
« on: January 06, 2007, 20:48:50 PM »
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

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        Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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        The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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        Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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        Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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        Coca-Cola was originally green.
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        It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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        The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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        The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
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        The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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        The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
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        Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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        The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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        The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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        Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
        Spades - King David
        Hearts - Charlemagne
        Clubs -Alexander, the Great
        Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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        111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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        If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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        Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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        Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
        A. Their birthplace
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        Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
        A. Obsession
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        Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
        A. One thousand
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        Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
        A. All were invented by women.
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        Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
        A. Honey
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        Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
        A. Father's Day
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        In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
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        It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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        In English pubs, ale was ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
        It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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        Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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        ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
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        At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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        Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
        I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
        uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
        phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
        Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
        ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
        pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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        YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
        1.  You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
        2.  You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
        3.  You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of  three.
        4.  You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
        5.  Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
        6.  You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
        7.  Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
        8.  Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 
        10.  You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
        11.  You start tilting your head sideways to smile.  : )
        12.  You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
        13.  Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
        14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
        15.  You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
        AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself

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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 21:25:56 PM »
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Obsy will have some thing to say about that, as she can O0


Love the info knew most of them  O0





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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2007, 22:27:59 PM »
Some interesting info amongst that lot Nick. Some I had seen before, some I hadn't O0


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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 22:32:51 PM »
Alas 1, 2, 6, 16 and 25 are fibs.

As for #22 - what about salt?
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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 00:37:14 AM »
Alas 1, 2, 6, 16 and 25 are fibs.

As for #22 - what about salt?

Honey does not need chilling but will from crystals to preserve itself if to warm, which can be mixed in and dissolve again

Salt goes soggy in damp areas and goes into a hard lump

Basiclly if you put it in a shed and left it 6 months or longer you would be able to use the Honey straight out of the jar/tube/container
whereas salt you would have to break it down again tio small crystals

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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2007, 00:41:27 AM »
But if you kept salt in dry conditions, it'll be fine for 500,000 years.

Honey usually has bits of impurities in it and it doesn't taste great after 6 months or so.

Don't you just love these esoteric - nothing to do with the 80s - discussions.   ;D
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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2007, 01:09:59 AM »
yes you are right with the salt , and as of yet never notice that pure (clear) Honey tastes any different after time

But if you store grapes at -35oC they will last hundereds of years too

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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2007, 01:11:27 AM »
PureEsotericChat - draw your own conclusions  ;)

I had a similar email a while ago.  Always makes me wonder where they originate from.  To be taken seriously?  No! A good fun read tho, Nick  :)


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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2007, 09:30:05 AM »
is salt food I ask you?

i thought it was a mineral?

still, i never said any of it was true  ^-^

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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2007, 09:31:21 AM »
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Obsy will have some thing to say about that, as she can O0


Love the info knew most of them  O0







that's assuming Obsy is human, i've heard she's a bit of an animal  >:D

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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2007, 18:55:53 PM »
is salt food I ask you?

i thought it was a mineral?

still, i never said any of it was true  ^-^

Surely salt is an edible mineral and as such - food.  ???
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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2007, 19:20:22 PM »
but does your body actually break it down into it's component parts and digest it...

anyway, that's like saying a Happy Meal is food, just because you eat it...well, sort of  :buck2:


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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2007, 19:35:50 PM »
I suppose the body breaks it down into sodium and, er, chloride.  ???  ;D
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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2007, 19:41:55 PM »
you're just rubbing salt into the wounds now...

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Re: a collection of amusements and tales
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2007, 09:23:27 AM »
Walking youngest Miss C to school this morning, she was jabbering away non-stop. (I have no idea where she gets that from... ::)) ::) She suddenly stopped and said "Sorry Mum, I've got word vomit today." I said "I think you mean verbal diahorrea don't you?" to which she replied "I knew there was a v in there somewhere..."

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