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Offline Wham Bam

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Brain Surgery
« on: February 02, 2007, 13:23:32 PM »
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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Re: Brain Surgery
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 13:51:30 PM »
It's a good job they don't do mouth transplants, a womans mouth would cost about 20   :2funny:

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Re: Brain Surgery
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 21:55:35 PM »
and a man's arse would cost 50p.If it's not farting,it's being talked out of  :P

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Re: Brain Surgery
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2007, 09:46:21 AM »
 :2funny: @ andrea  O0

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Re: Brain Surgery
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2007, 11:20:22 AM »
and women's arses would be at least 100000 as most are so large  ::)

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Re: Brain Surgery
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2007, 16:42:51 PM »
And there I was expecting a classic MCP punchline ::)


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Re: Brain Surgery
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2007, 16:13:39 PM »
and a man's arse would cost 50p.If it's not farting,it's being talked out of  :P

Nice comeback, Andrea    O0