I was staying in an expensive hotel in Nottingham recently when I noticed the clientelle were markedly different from those you could expect in a similarly-priced establishment 'down South'.
There you would get fellows with floppy-fringes called Rupert walking about with jumpers tied around their necks.
Up in Notts, it was all thick regional accents and couples who looked like "Excuse me chief, but I seem to be considerably richer than yow" character on Harry Enfield. In other words, sort of tasteless noveau riche types.
I'm not saying which group I identify more with.
However the question occured to me, is it basically impossible to be posh when you live in the northern half of the country - no matter how much money you have?
Cast your votes now!
PS: I'm leaving it to the individual what he/she defines as 'North'.